Gran Opportunidad
Se Vende - For Sale
Explorer Package
$249 a night
$199 for 3-5 nights
$149 for 6-7 nights
$50 cleaning fee
$100 refundable damage deposit
This Package provides you with everything you need for a romantic overnight stay. It includes rental of the whole ranch house which consists of 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, a great room that contains the kitchen, dining area and living room all of which is flacked on all four sides with covered patios. Upon arrival the house is stocked with 1 complimentary bottle of wine, an artisanal pizza in the frig, locally roasted whole bean coffee, asst. teas and breakfast fixings. Towels, linens and shampoo, conditioner and body wash are provided for use at the ranch only. The house is stocked with most utensils and appliances you would need or want (coffee pot, French press, coffee grinder, basic seasonings and oil, air fryer, toaster, insta pot, assorted pots and pans and dishes.) Washer and a clothes line and hanging rack are available. Enjoy bathing beneath the stars on the garden spa patio with outdoor shower and soaking tub. The Patio de Piscina features an out door kitchen with Italian bread oven, wood fired grill, a sink and a wonderful swimming pool for a moonlight dips. Wood is provided to bake the handmade pizza outside in the pizza oven if weather permits or bake in the oven in the house. Enjoy fresher brewed coffee and morning visitors to the Patio de Arcos or a glass of wine beneath a canopy of flowers on the Patio de Bougainvillea. Light the candles, hang your hammock and relax.
Amenities
A/C (Off grid details explained below) Insta pot
Ceiling fans in every room Drip coffee maker
Free wifi Toaster oven
Blue tooth speaker Full size stove and oven
Washer French press
Clothes line and drying rack 5 Gallon bottled water Out door soaking tub and shower Breakfast fixings
Bed linens Blowdryer
Towels and bathing toiletries. 4 Patios Locally made artisan pizza Pool
Whole bean locally roasted coffee 1 Bottle of wine
2 hammocks Tea
Plenty of outdoor furniture Assorted pans & dishes 1 King bed First aid kit
1 Queen bed Full time security ​
We are off grid and power the house totally with solar panels and batteries so you have A/C and electricity all day when the sun is out and it is hot. But as my Uncle George would say, "Don't be a dumb ass and run the A/C with doors open to try to cool the outdoors." You can keep the house very comfortable but you will not be able to keep it like a refrigerator. If you do keep it like a frig you will not have sufficient power in the night to keep the electricity on until morning. The A/Cs are on a timer that turns off automatically once the battery gets to a certain level. This is a safe guard to insure you have enough electricity in the battery to power the refrigerator, fan and a few lights. The 2 foot thick walls will keep the house very comfortable with
just fans if you close the doors and windows. until you are comfortable opening them in the cool evenings. It will stay nice all night with the ceiling fans or later at night it is always cooler even in the summer if you want to open the window and sleep with a fan in the window. I actually get cold. There are screens on all the windows too. If you are not an energy hog, you should have sufficient power to run the frig all night and fans. In emergencies we do have a gas generator that one of the guys can set up. But you will be charged for the gas. We also have an ice chest, candles, and oil lamps.
Breakfast Fixings
Enjoy a peaceful morning with freshly ground whole bean coffee, tea, cream, bread, butter, marmalade, local honey, bacon, eggs, oatmeal, plain yogurt and fresh fruit. These are provided complimentary at arrival so you can prepare yourself a country breakfast and enjoy sunrise at Tzunuum.
Personalized grocery shopping is available before your arrival if you would like specific items. stocked in the house ahead of time. I can most likely find just about anything you want in Merida and bring it to the ranch for you if I know ahead of time. Check the rates page for prices and luxury extras.
On site RanchHand-
Security
During the day there are 2 ranch hands working at the barn or out in the pastures. They will rarely be by the house and will not bother you at all. But they are there should you need anything and inevitably you will need them for something. At night Jose or Pedro sleep in the Ranch Barracks by the Barn. They do not come out at night unless there is some sort of emergency. They really respect your privacy and are very honest, humble guys. If you need anything from in town just let them know and they will try to get it for you. Please tip them for their gas and time.
